raw penis law

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

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burning beacon of raw sexuality

Got to be Michael Jackson in his Gold Pants!

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

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burning beacon of raw sexuality

Michael Jackson.

Duh!

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.

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raw dawg and bail

This is an act of fucking a really fat girl and leaving after you nut.

steve: Yo I raw dawged that fat ass bitch, I nut within five minutes.

Al: You where that horney

Steve: Yea, raw dawg and bail

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Eat me raw

To eat out ass. A variation of “tossing salad”.

I want you to eat me raw.

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Raw Dawg or Naw Dawg

A lifestyle choice explaining that the individual is only willing to engage in unprotected sex. "Raw Dawg'ing" refers to sex without a condom. The term is a proclaimation that the only acceptable way to have sex is unprotected, because you really can't feel shit with a condom on.

*two people about to have sex*

Girl: "Hey do you have a condom?"

Guy: "What do you mean bitch, you know how I roll... Its raw dawg or naw dawg."

Girl: "*sigh* Okay... can you at least pull out though?"

Guy: "We'll see"

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Nathan’s Famous Raw Dog

The application of hot dog condiments on ones penis. It is then placed between the “buns” or asscheeks of your beloved bitch. Then you proceed to raw dog a bitch using the hot dog condiments previously applied as lubrication.

Girl: Hey daddy, I’m hungry.

Daddy: Oh sweetie I got a Nathan’s Famous Raw Dog coming right up.

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