Rule 34

If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be, there is NO exception to this rule as of now.

You cannot be 100% specific about this rule.

I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct.
I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and Optimus Prime - Wrong.
(Please note, since I have suggested the second example, it is now being worked on by Insane Japanese Hentai Anmiation Artists)

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Rule #357

Rule #357: No newbie (newbie is defined as anyone employed less than 6 months) shall send out a global email. This will prevent his inevitable embarrassment of sending information that everyone, but him, already knows.

All,
The internet is down!
thanks
Dan

This example is a very generic example of a newbie breaking Rule #357

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Ja Rule

A little rat. Look at his rat-face when he laughs.

Fuck Ja Rule

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Ja Rule

A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.

50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.

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rule 102

no matter how many remakes there are of the original, no matter how good the remake is, the original is the best.

This works for both the internet and real life.

dude: Yo, did you get MW2.
Dude2: yo, rule 102.
dude: You suck.

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21 rule

When playing madden and others are waiting. if one player scores 21 points before the other can even score 1, they must forfiet the game. 21 rule is used when players are too cheap to buy a multi tap.

red: i got next, yall playing 21 rule right?

john: 21 nothing biatch, pass the sticks loser
peanut: damn i gotta stop picking the lions, they suck.

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Rule 34sf

If there is fanfic of it, there is slashfic of it. No exceptions.

Bob: I just stumbled across a Halo slashfic, I am traumatised for life.
John: Rule 34sf man.

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