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Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.
I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!
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When a female has 2 hands on your penis twistin it back and forth like a waiter/waitress puttin salt n pepper on your dish at a restaurant.
I heard that chick gave whats his face a salt n pepper in the lockerroom
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A sugar daddy who lost all his money to gambling, resulting in the sugar baby having to work in the food service industry to help pay the bills and becoming salty about life
Ex 1: “Jess has a salt daddy, that’s why she works at McDonald’s now”
Ex 2: “Wow, I thought he would be a sugar daddy, but he’s a salt daddy. My parents will be so disappointed.”
Ex 3: “Oh, he’s one of them salt daddies, I can tell by the desperation in his sugar baby’s eyes.”
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Often confused with 'go pound sand' but more refined and less vulgar. To pound sand infers 'up an orifice' but to pound salt has more to do with a useless activity.
When the religious nut came to visit my house, I told him to go pound salt.
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The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....
When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.
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The three cutest girls ever to grace the earth - they were the popular female rap trio of Cheryl "Salt" James, Sandra "Pepa" Denton and Deidre "Spinderella" Roper.
Pepa's got way to keep ya happy.
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A person who originates from the Island of Puerto Rico. Generally thought to be the next Haiti.
You dirty salt water mexicans need to start paying taxes.
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