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Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)
The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.
Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!
Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?
Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.
Rosie: Eww, avocado...
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To have a menage a trois with the Gyllenhaal siblings.
Her sexual fantasies always included a Gyllenhaal sandwich.
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A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way
It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.
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a sexual act done by crack whore lesbians by pounding their twats together.
Whoa! That cunt sandwich is mking my penis explode!
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A person who is masterful at arranging threesomes or other group sex scenarios.
Hugh Hefner is the consummate sandwich artist.
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(PROTIP: Not actual rape.)
An act involving three people; one victim and two instigators (let's call them the rapists). The rapists position themselves opposite eachother, with the victim directly between them (the victim can be facing any particular angle, but it is most effective when victim is directly facing one of the rapists). The rapists close in to "sandwich" the victim between them, effectively raping them.
See also the following variants:
Rape pizza
Rape quesadilla
Rape taco
Rape gordita
Rape pretzel
Rape subway
and many others.
JESSE: My my my, look what time it is!
CHARLIE: It looks like...
BOTH: RAPE SANDWICH TIME!
ROBERT: *cries*
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A gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a Police Officer.
The Lt. said to give him a Ham Sandwich.
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