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When you slide the condom off in her ass so when she shits it fills the condom like a sausage
Hey Becky, Keaton left a condom in my ass, when I pooped the next day it looked like I left a full sausage casing in the toilet
Slang term for a penis or dildo, especially in a comedic context.
"Oh man, I need that fuck sausage tonight," said no woman ever.
- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.
Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''
An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg
"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.
The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).
This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.
A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD
I Feel Like A Sausage Melon