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One's hand after one finishes jacking off.
President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"
Can be used in many ways.
"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"
"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"
Can be used in many ways.
"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"
"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"
"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"
A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.
Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.
The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.