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National day of flying to New York
- Do you know what day is tomorrow?
-Yeah, september 11th, best day to pick a flight to New York
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Take your girl to the movies day, if not the movies then just take her out wherever she wants. Make sure to adore her, love her, fuck her and make sure she knows you love her.
Yo man I just took her to the movies on September 7 and fucked her hard
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An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.
-Miranda Cosgrove
On September 9...
“Happy birthday!”
“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”
“I know!”
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Most Of Jesser's SubReddit (R/Jesser): We want Moochie in 2hype look how hard he's working
Antoine: It's no Simp September stop simping over Moochie
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R’s birthday. You don’t want to miss a chance with this girl she’s like know other so wish her a happy birthday.
it’s september 18th happy birthday R
R: Tysm
;)
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the birthday of my beloved, the prettiest person I've ever seen<33
happy birthday my dear, I love you, I hope your day is going well and you're having much fun!!! <33
also pls don't forget that I'll always be on your side.
you're actually the only person I really love with my whole heart. I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I love you, I really do <33 I'm so proud of you, you're doing great! good job, my dear.
happy birthday again, my love.
xx:WHAT'S ON 1ST SEPTEMBER??
me: THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BEST PERSON IJ THE WHOLE WORLD!!
xx: YES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY A
me: YEEYE :D
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11th september :Say to ur gf ,,babe I am hungry...can I eat ur pussy?,,
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