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When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.
Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu
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3 days' worth of 5 o'clock shadow
Dude, shave and shower - you're sporting a 15 o'clock shadow!
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Nice Six O'clock shadow, girl...time for a trim!
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Its this realy cool rpg game that everyone loves.
Click install on this link to get 50k silver, 2 uncommen hero draws and a cool free epic hero called Vala, which i think is very cool. (if the link dosnt work just copy it to the search bar in the top of google)
RickRoll.com
Totaly not sponsered
All the guys play Raid shadow legends
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The stubble on your balls when you miss a shave.
I'm being poked by my 6 o'clock shadow.
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To assume the absolute worst for an absolutely trivial, non threatening situation. A "Debbie Downer."
Mike: Hey have you seen my wife? She was here fishing just a minute ago.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.
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People who do meth, tweakers, hits the pookie pipe, meth addicts.long term meth addicts who stay in trap houses, and to paranoid/crazy to socialize around in the real world, so they stay in the shadows.
"There where some shadow people hanging out in the very back of the house taking lines." "She been in her garage for weeks hitting the pipe, and other shadow people come by to get on one with her."
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