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Shane is a discord mod.
The sadness you feel when you walk by a shane.
Underage discord kittens are his only form of human contact! He never goes outside and he most likely has no friends!
Shane is my boyfriend and i love him shane if you see this just know that you are mine and only mine joris and max and assem and john and leo aint got nothing on me i know you would love it if we did something kinky
Shane is the bomb unlike any other
A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are
Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.
"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"
Shane is the god of the death, He controls nothing but annoys older people. Shane is another word for legend, idiot and depression.
He has a fucking big dick and he's a fucking god
Shane ist just perfect in every way he's e fucking big dick legend
A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.
Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)
3 hours later
Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass