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A squad (group) of people that seek to shank (stab) other people out of anger or enjoyment.
Person 1; 'Oh my god! What happened to you?'
Person 2; 'I never paid Dan his money so I got jumped by the shank squad'
Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful
dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me
Wang-Shank(v) is a euphemism for sex.
"Dude, I totally wang-shanked a girl last night."
"I wanna go wang-shank that hot little mexican over there."
"I got wang-shanked so good last night."
"Hey baby, do you mind if I wang-shank you?"
UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)
When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.
Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.
Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.
Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!
A old ass bitch who is usually fat who goes online to find younger men as she pretended to be a younger woman. She can go on chatrooms, AIM, sometimes even World of Warcraft. She is not too much of a threat it is just annoying when You want to meet Cyndi at a bar and you end up meeting Gladys.
Martha was an E-shank as she woul stay up chatting to younger men while living in a studio apartment with her daughter.
My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!
Any object you can stab someone with.
”Aw nuts that roadman just cut me with his shank”