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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.

"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."

by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013


Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.

I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.

by Mock Turtlenex March 7, 2017


Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 22, 2019


Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017


Shark Method

The Shark Method is a very well known tactic/mental exercise that uses visual projection to help an athlete maintain a specific strength element, most commonly used in Calisthenics.

Invented by levente_sw aka frontlevermain

The reason he won the max hold front lever challenge is because he used the Shark Method.

by frontlevermain September 11, 2023

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Dino-shark

A dinosaur which has adapted into being half shark. They can prey on land and in water and are the ultimate killing machine!!!!!!!

Turtle Thomas (you know who you are) - OMG IT'S DINO-SHARK!

by CoatedinBeez August 23, 2011


Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head

Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.

by papa_eos August 4, 2012