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A very short person with a horrible attitude
Where is that “short quarters” man?
Shorts females wear to show off their ass
Jenny with those hoe shorts again
When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.
Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.
smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.
riley(short) is the nicest girl ever
When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles
Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.
When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority
"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"
When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.
Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!
Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!