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Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.
Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.
200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass
He picks up girls everywhere
oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too
A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion
hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion