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The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.
Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.
I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
To switch two lanes on the highway at once.
Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle
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The Kansas City Shuffle: a "Kansas City Shuffle" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the inciter and great ignorance on the part of the deceived. The primary goal of the Kansas City Shuffle is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery can take place.
The movie Lucky Number Sleven's plot was an example of The Kansas City Shuffle at its best.
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the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event
I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.
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The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.
Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do the icky shuffle all the way back to my room, cuz the stupid housekeepers didn't restock the t.p. in the cafeteria's bathroom. Fucking nasty, bro!!
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When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom
If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk
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If you've seen it in the party rock anthem music video or on the Kia commercial and try to copy what they do, you are party rock shuffling.
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away
Party rock shuffler: Every day I'm...
Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...
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