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When a girl is on top and she rubs her vag up and down your dick while its pinned against your stomach.
This girl gave me the slip n slide for so long my dick is raw.
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When you slide into the DM with a dick pic.
Hey man I heard you gave her the meat slide?
Yeah bro, but she never responded.
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zess slide is a trick performed on a skateboard when your 4wheels slide across the ground and you do a turn usally performed by a surfer on a skater there suppliment for a surfboard.
Tommo: Oi ben see butler doing his zess slides.
Ben: Yeah mate, Good Times
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When the next rest stop is 5 miles away but you just can’t make it. Therefore, leaving an oddly viscous crap on the side of a highway.
Jerry! Dad just left a curbside Slip’N Slide at mile marker 15!
when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.
Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.
when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.
Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband
Involves any accomplished sexual positions on a bed with plastic sheets, a gallon of baby oil, and a wooden spoon.
That German Slip'n Slide was wild at Bill's last night.