Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.
I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.
Referring to the younger generation that is only smart because they look things up on their smart phone.
Todd is phone smart because he know show to use Google.
Someone who has a look of intense smartness in their eyes
Damn Jillianne is definitely going to be a doctor one day I can tell by her smart eyes.
what a woman on crack says to you in macdonalds after asking if you're in a cult...
"hey, are you guys in a cult?"
"no"
"oh well...smart on!!!"
An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".
Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.
When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.
Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS
A male or a female that excepts their place in life as a hoe, yet they use it to get a one up in life.
Sarah Beth might be a hoe, but that's one smart hoe.