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to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.
We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.
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dork or ass monkey
Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel
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lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts
I gave the bitch the flying squirrel broke her bed though.
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when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.
dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy.
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The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.
I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.
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A slang term for a fucking slut.
"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."
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The nasty sweaty section between your balls and your ass.
"It's so fuckin' hot outside, I could fill a tub of squirrel butter"
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