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Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.
I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.
When you're pan frying a steak at 11 p.m. and set off the whole building's fire alarm.
"A steak fire? Who cooks a steak at 11 p.m.?" - Pissed firefighter dispatched to the scene.
A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.
Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?
Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag
I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks
Something the president of Brazil promised us.
person 1: the president promised us Rump steak
person 2: it never came
A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.
Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!