the worst type of douche there is.
the definition of douche.
YOU ARE SUCH A THEODORE STEVENS!!!
Steven, he's my Esteban, he's every man, a one-man-band, talented at all he pursues!!! People mistake him for "nice guy" when in reality, he's a brave bad ass who has the courage to be generous amongst wolves.
Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.
Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!
The next time you encounter a man who urges you to just sing, that man is such a Steven (Esteban)!
When a person takes a shit while banging a dirty dark vagina in on hand and tries to catch the hot happy logs before it hits the toilet water and gives the magic cold, dirty (yet refreshing) blast of recycled pee.
Rosie O'Donnell The Steven JAY
A little annoying brat don’t be friends with him or your not nice
Lennon stevens is really annoying
steven russell has the most awful face melting breath especially in the mornings hes a specky mongo that cant even spell his own name
omg steven russell just breathed on me i think i could die
A man who likes to drink alot and smoke marijuanas
Man that guy is a Steven Garza after all he drank and smoked
Someone you are down to smash and their down to smash you, but for some reason you guys just don’t.
Person #1: you should date Steven/Carlos, you guys would be cute together
Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that