Scro - short for "Scummy Bro"
Stoner- a person who smokes alot of that good kush.
A Scro stoner is generally used for preppy stoners. They smoke mainly to look cool, wearing things a scrub stoner wouldnt such as Polo or Patagonias.
"Wow Santi's such a scro stoner hes smoking in sperrys"
When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you
Damn stoner mace man thanks
A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
Bro, I'm too high to hit this.
Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.
A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
I got the weed from stoner the loner
Thomas Stoner is a moron
Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?
Guy 2: He’s a moron
Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger
when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes
"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"
"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"
"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"