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The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.
Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.
Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”
“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes
"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"
"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"
"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger
When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you
Damn stoner mace man thanks
A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
Bro, I'm too high to hit this.
Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.
A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
I got the weed from stoner the loner
Thomas Stoner is a moron
Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?
Guy 2: He’s a moron