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A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use
Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again
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While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss
Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s
mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.
Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
The tiny fuckin shiver you get when your done pissing
Guy 1: bro do you get piss shivers
Guy 2: ya but why do we get them
When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.
Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”
A Female pirate who drinks alcohol day and night and thus pisses her self and refuses to acknowledge that she pissed her self , smells of piss and refuses to change her cloths
That piss wench is drunk again and pissing all over the deck
A female pirate that refuses to acknowledge that she pisses her self and smells of month old piss and refuse to change her pissed smelling carharts. And also a poor excuse of a pirate
1That piss wench is at it again in her nasty piss smelling carharts that piss wench is not our pirate. 2 that piss wench is drunk and delushional and thinking that she is the captain. When all she is a. A pathethetic piss wench