Swamp fingers

The smell of your fingers after fingering a girl who has a fishy scent

"Damn dude, last night Amy gave me swamp fingers"

Swamp Hydration

Swamp Hydration is the best energy drink to ever exist, founded by Lachy and Taj

I just had a Swamp Hydration drink, it was so nice, I feel refreshed

Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.

Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.

Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

Swamp glizzy

Sweaty Shrek penis

Donkey really liked that swamp glizzy.

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

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Swamp Balls

When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.

-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.

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