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HBO-Tard is a combination of the words "HBO" and "Retard.", sometimes also referred to as a HBO-Believer or HBO-Enjoyer.
The original definition referred to someone who believes HBO's miniseries on Chernobyl; however, that has been expanded and now refers to people who believe blatantly obvious and easily debunked things originating from various sources, including but not limited to HBO Chernobyl, Zero Hour Chernobyl, and other Chernobyl media.
HBO-Tard can also refer to an extremely uneducated (but not necessarily misinformed) individual on matters related to Chernobyl and RBMKs, typically someone who actively denies facts despite being presented with overwhelming evidence contradicting them.
Examples of misinformation that HBO-Tards commonly believe include, but are not limited to:
- Believing the reactor lid's caps (AKA The Rod Caps) jumped up and down before Chernobyl-4 exploded.
- Believing Aleksander Akimov pressed the AZ-5 button.
- Believing Anatoly Dyatlov was a moron who violated safety procedures.
- Believing that the power surge happened prior to AZ-5 being triggered by Toptunov.
(Note: power did increase slightly but it went back down again after)
No way this guy thinks that the rod caps jumped, what a fucking HBO-Tard!
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A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.
Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.
Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.
If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.
When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.
my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing
Something someone would say to define / describe someone who's trying to be in the game who's retarded who can't do the fucking game at all so therefore "Ga-tarded"
Damn dog did you see That buster / half breed ton naiil trying to rob a fool again cuz he's got no game/ hustle fucking Ga-tarded
| Fuck-Tard | : Noun
¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.
² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.
³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
"You ruined it, you stupid FUCK-TARD!"