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A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.
Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight
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Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.
Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?
Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!
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A foot ball club that is new and their owner is is billionaire and have no true fans
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Getting some quality sleep where you shouldn't be.
I hadn't slept the night before work, and had been out drinking rather too much. I came into work late with a hangover and then took a man nap in the disabled toilet for a few hours...
Good times...
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Your father.
NOTE: While "the old man" refers to your father, "the old lady" refers to your wife or girlfriend, not your mother. Calling your mother "the old lady" is considered disrespectful.
Darth Vader: "Luke, I am the old man."
Luke: "I know you're old. Please stop distracting me while I'm trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I didn't say I am AN old man, I said I'm THE old man. As in yours."
Luke: "Oh shit dude, for reals? You're my dad? That's a bummer, considering that you're like the most evil person ever and I've dedicated my life to trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I know this must be a tough time for you son. There's a family reunion next week though, and I'd be delighted if you would come with me and meet your Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Susan."
Luke: "Gee...um...dad. I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Darth Vader: "Ok, I understand. In the meantime, quit trying to bone Princess Leia. She's your sister."
Luke: "DAMN! Glad I used a rubber!"
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A man who terrorized York University and University of Toronto with buckets of feces and urine. He's a literal shit thrower.
It is alleged that
on Friday, November 22, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered John P. Robarts Research Library located at 130 St. George Street and assaulted a woman and a young person and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
on Sunday, November 24, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered Scott Library located at 4700 Keele Street and assaulted a woman and a man, and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
on Monday, November 25, 2019, the the peepeepoopoo man approached a woman in the area of College Street and McCaul Street and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
The peepeepoopoo man strikes again!
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referring to a person. Irish lingo
then your man kicked the ball straight into the goal
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