shmiffel tag

shmiffel tag is a very good game of tag but its not your regular game of tag when you get tagged the previous tagger will yell the name of who got tagged BUT not the real name of the new tagger the nickname of the new tagger so people will know and then you will run and you have to juke the person that is tagged then when you do the tagger must then be froze for 10 seconds when he gets froze he does a bad dance then he has a dance ball he throws the dance ball at someone they have to run and dance

HEY JAMAL-Tyler WHAT-Jamal LETS PLAY SHMIFFEL TAG-Tyler OK-Jamal

Tag-Haggery

Tagging someone's blog with lame tags cause you are too chicken to make a comment on their blog.

There sure is a lot of tag-haggery going on here.

Tag-Watch

When you want to stay updated on the events of a show but don't actually feel like watching it, so instead you check its tags on a social media website (often Twitter or Tumblr) to read people's comments about it and get an idea for what's happening. It can also apply to a show you actually do want to watch, but can't for whatever reason, and want to know what happens, anyway.

Friend A: "I don't really care enough about Glee to watch it anymore, but I still can't help but wonder what it's like these days."

Friend B: "Why don't you just tag-watch it? There are still plenty of bloggers that care about it, for some reason."

-OR-

Friend C: "My roommate was a dick and invited his girlfriend over during The Walking Dead, so now I'm sitting outside the door, reluctantly tag-watching tonight's episode and trying to ignore the sounds of him porking her in his bunk."

Monke tag

A place for screaming 9 year olds to demolish their house

Kid 1: Why is your house broken?, kid 2: ive been playing monke tag

Tagging discrimination

When someone post and their caption says tag someone who fits a description and someone you know tags you when you obviously don’t fit the description

Instagram post: tag your dumbest friend
Johnny: @bryan
Bryan: this is tagging discrimination

Brake Tag

Phrase used in the Greater New Orleans Area to describe vehicular inspection stickers that are issued on an annual or biannual basis when checking for brakes, lights, and other safety features. Typically expire on the last day of the month on said tag.

There are cops checking for expired brake tags off the I-10 exit.

Tag Rage

When on Facebook, everyone tags themselves onto a famous persons photo which in turn commences a massive shitstorm and butthurt.

Go to FB, go to Damn! LOL, look for a Chuck Norris picture on their wall photos that was posted Feb 20 and you'll see what I mean. TAG RAGE!!!