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British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

by Swag Boy 1 Million June 5, 2015


cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

by Downvoting Victim June 26, 2011

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Anti-French/British Day

On February 20th it turns Anti-French/British Day where your allowed to criticize the French or British without remorse

On Febuary 20th I'm killing queen Elizabeth the third.

"Damn this is a hella fine day today I just harassed a entire british colony into suicide and set the french into a spiraling interstellar loop of depression."
-Me 2021 (3 days in the future)

Anti-French/British Day is really fucking cool

by ZennTopiX February 18, 2021

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University of Northern British Columbia

A university located in Prince George, British Columbia. Known as UNBC and the University of No Better Choice.

I want to go to the University of Northern British Columbia because I can't afford to live in Vancouver while going to school.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

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The Great British I.Q test of 2016

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.

Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.

by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022

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two straight british boys

this is a refferance twards the uncommon incident of when two teenage males walk around in the southern part of georgia speaking with a u.k. or english acsent knowing that
this is breaking the law which states that no two britsh males may walk together ,talking with an acsent are permited unless the two individuals were infact gay lovers.

kc (kroger casheir)-why are you two boys holding condomsand ,lube, and talking about butt intercourse?
nick & zach-have you ever seen two straight british boys?

by zach&friends March 1, 2010

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British National Send Nudes Day

Taking place on April 20th, this day celebrates the tradition of sending nudes by allowing a free pass to ask anyone for their lewd pictures

I don't know if you know but it's British National Send Nudes Day today, and I really want to see what you're packing

by Chiiiaro April 20, 2020