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dylan is a person who is usually black and has a bad sense of humor and wears an oakland athletics jacket.
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An amazing person with a great personality. She will always make you laugh and is very good looking.
She’s such a Dylan
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a girl that is extremely pretty and every girl wants to be her. she gets all of the guys and has lots of friends. sometimes she can be shy when she first meets you but as soon as you get to know her she is one of the craziest and funniest people you will know.
wow that girl is just like a dylan
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Dylan is very loveable guy ,extremly hot ,usally loves a sweet girl usally in love with girps name sophia
Girl:Damn i wander is he single .
Other girl :is he a dylan
Sophia:ya but he is dating me
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A unique male organism that engages in the primitive act of giving turkey surprises to his female peons. Dylan's turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Dylan: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Dylan: thats my girl.
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He is a good looking and handsome boy. He has good friends and he is funny, and saluted mostly for his fantastic taste in music-especially Mayday Parade. He is sweet and he might not admit it, but he loves himself
Dylan looked at me outside of the shop today.
I got tapped by Dylan today!
Dylan talked to me on Facebook! OMG!
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