Anything Freddie touches, become kino.
"I'm greatest RP writer in human history..."
-Freddie 20204
-This rp session brought me to tears
-Freddie KINO
That "friend" who constantly chats shit about everyone in the vc who cant come up with a funny or original jokes so just constantly repeat a joke that was slightly funny 6 months ago. nobody likes him, nobody wants him around, but for some reason he still shows up and pisses everyone off. If their is a girl he will have a bigger transformation than Michael Jacksons skin colour from the biggest dickhead to the biggest simp. in reality hes such a pathetic human being you'd almost feel bad for the lanky neek he is, until of course he calls you a gaylord.
friend 1: Hello Freddy Beer
Freddy Beer: Hey whassup GAYLORD HAHAHA Get OWNED LMAO XD gn
Everyone: who the fuck likes Freddy Beer
two of the coolest people alive. friends for life.
kelsey: "whats popping g"
freddie: "nothing much my drileer"
kelsey and freddie are besties
Freddie Tempest is the type of guy who has had insane life experiences and you cannot believe what he says has actually happened to him.
I talked to Freddie Tempest yesterday and he told me about how once he bumped into the Prince of Sweden at a casino in Monaco, and they bonded over lemon drop martinis talking about classic cinema.
A short person he’s okay he gets no girls he has a fursona and calls people bots.
Sucks guys dick extremely gay should be put down
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Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.
Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF