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when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple
God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.
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To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.
Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.
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Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.
Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"
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They did surgery on a grape
Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape
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Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.
He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.
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When a man and woman are engaged in the anal sex,the man quickly pulls out creating a POP sound, and simultaneously pulls the grape ring pop from her mouth into her vagina.
Man 1: "Hey how was the hookup last night?"
Man 2: "It was crazy! She asked me to give her a Grape Ring POP!"
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When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she squeezes the shaft and just sucks the tip and it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone.
Alan Jackson song Chatahoochee” I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”
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