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A really great guy with a creepy stalker named rico who won’t stop trolling him but he’s cool with it because Jeff is immune to trolls
Person A: Hey you know Jeff the chat support agent blocked me
Person B: it’s because you don’t talk to him like I do
Person A: if Jeff the chat support agent doesn’t answer me I’m gonna give him the dirty anna
World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.
For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.
"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."
Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)
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To hang around the Pennsauken track team and have your colon ruptured by them several times. Also, to be hated by one's father simultaneously. In another sense, the colon the ruptred is ruptured by the Terminator - see "industrial steel colon".
Look at the douche, he's Jeffin' around (to jeff), he's gonna have to be in the hospital for a rectal doctor for 3 months!
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jeff the customer service assistant is a dickhead
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A skit comedy variety show that features the ventrilogists and makes fun of American society and pop culture. Usually uses the "about right" humor and make fun of stuff such as gays, old people, rap music, gangstas, dumb redneck, and other subcultures. Pretty fun shit and usually has a lot of sexual slurs...which comedy show doesn't have on these day
You are watching the Jeff Dunham Show...
Achmed...I'll Kill You!!
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a dumb meme used by the earthbound community
“my nama jeff lol xd guys lol im desperate for karma”
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BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.
Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG
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