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A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.
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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.
Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.
"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.
"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.
Sleepy Joe Biden
*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*
fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
joe donald trump biden rap is the new raper god les goooooo
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A Joe Biden is an action in which someone falls upstairs, somehow defying the laws of gravity and physics as we know it.
“I was carrying my LEGO White House upstairs, but I did a Joe Biden and the set is now in pieces!”
"WHEN OBAMA FUCKING DIED AND DONALD TRUMPS CONSOLIDATION OF POWER OF THE WHOLE WORLD SPARKED BACKLASH AND FUCKING POLARIZED THE DYING FUCKING PLANET" -Joe Biden 2080 (if he's still fucking alive)
Polarization in the new dying world sparked even more contention between the GOP and Democrats whilst the United States got fucking obliterated by Putin's thick ass nukes. Putin was so fucking interested in Kimmy's asshole and he was jealous of not having control over builderman and the Black DIck Militia. Nutting in builderman's ass has become a new religion in the dying world. And just at the beginning of society's inevitable downfall, Joe Biden veto'd the shit out of Putin's demand for builderman at the UN summit in Montréal QC, which was at that point in fucking rebellion as Montreal fucking hates the new Independent QC. Whilst in a place of people throwing molotov cocktails at the military, Joe Biden gave his speech to the whole fucking world to not fuck builderman.
The Obama Slop Burger was a major success, Trump Slop Burger was a new ideology promoting the fall of government and the consolidation of society. Joe Biden Slop Burger was to revive society from its polarization. Builderman has been tracked by David Baszucki and was fucked for escaping. The amount of nut in his oily ass was recorded to be the weight of 100x Earths (big cum is not good). Joe Biden Burger to helps those who suffered in the nuclear winters. (The burgers were 100% builderman ass cum)
Obama and Trump Slop Burger have failed, have you even seen the new Joe Biden Slop Burger????
Builderman's oily asshole? Fuck no.
Hey asshole, kys noob cock sucker fucker
The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.
Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.
How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.
Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.
Owes everyone a stimi and needs to cancel college loans.
Joe Biden owes me a stimi and he needs to cancel my college loans.