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Every Jose I know smells and stanks. Probably drives a broken down car wearing hokas.
I need to go take a Jose my stomach hurts.
Jose’s are spontaneous humans who adore pleasing the ones they care most about. They have a bit of a feisty side to them with loads of attitude. Theirs never a dull moment with a Jose! To have one as your best friend is rare since they rarely trust anyone, despite how easy it is for them to make friends. Jose’s tend to think of others needs before their own, which can lead for them to bottle up their emotions. They love spoiling the ones they care most about and refuse to let you pay for anything. If you have a jose as your friend, you’re one lucky person!
Jose loves to binge watch harry potter movies and wishes he was a wizard himself!
A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.
Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"
Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?
(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"
That one Puerto Rican guy that swears he's black.
Yo Jose called me a nigga... he ain't even black fr.
Jose Lemus is a person (most of the time Mexican) who has the power to knock someone out with a one blow, he's pretty much a psychopath and knows a lot of things the average human does not which can be creepy at times. He also has a big dick and is able to satisfy a girl to the point where she cant walk for a week so take care of your girl if he is around, but don't worry he only fucks bitches when he's in the right mood so don't worry about it too much. People also tend to hate on him because he has most things that some people might not have such as hoe's and style. Also never piss him off too much he will hunt you down and will literally murder you.
Damn look daddy Jose Lemus is finna go fuck on that bitch.
The extreme version of a dirty sanchez
Dude, you havent shaved in weeks! You got a hoppen' Jose
Jose Baden is a character from the hit game Identity V. He is the hottest survivor. Nobody can change my mind.
Edgar Valden: I want you Jose Baden
Jose Baden: Ok