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In comparison to Mile High Club, this is just the same except doing it solo. In other words, masturbating on a plane.
Also known as Half Mile High Club
Jono: "Argh! This 55 minute flight is lasting forever! Guess I'll go join the Solo Mile High Club."
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Anal sex in an airplane bathroom.
Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?
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The self gratification equivalent of the Mile High Club
I flew to denver by myself on wednesday and became a member of the Half Mile High Club.
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Army slang for what civilians commonly call duct tape. The actual army name for it is olive drab green reinforcement tape which is what you would need to call it if you were to order it from the army supply store (GSA).
The story goes that during WWII the army asked Johnson & Johnson to develop a seal that would keep moisture out of their ammo cans. J&J answered with OD green reinforcement tape. It is said that the tape was so effective at keeping moisture out that water would bead off it like "water off a duck's back" earning it the name "duck tape". Duck tape would end up having multiple uses in the military, though; with supply short during WWII, duck tape became the military's answer to fixing equipment in the field. Seeing how effective, efficient, and versatile a roll the tape played in the military, J&J marketed the tape to civilians as a fix all. The tape became known as "duct tape", but I'm not sure if this is because the most common usage was to hold ducts together or because civilians misheard the name.
Throughout the history of the military, supply was always an issue, and in the event that GI's didn't have the proper tools to fix something they would use duck tape. As a fix all, duck tape was so effective that it was said it could hold a jeep together travelling at 100 mph, hence the common army name "100 mile an hour tape." Ask anyone from the army what it is and they'll tell you.
100 mile an hour tape is a part of army (military) lifestyle so much that it is actually documented for usage in SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures). From personal experience, I can tell you that it is used per procedure for preparing slingload operations (operations where a helicopter carries something beneath it) and to cover shiny objects and reduce noise (rattling) when on patrols.
Soldier 1: Tie down that flap on the trailer before we lose another gas can.
Soldier 2: Can't, the tie down strap is broke. We still haven't gotten a replacement.
Soldier 1: Figures. Just get some 100 mile an hour tape and do the best you can.
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Miles river middle school is the preppiest middle school in Massachusetts exclusively for the stuck up kids in Hamilton wenham. When walking through the halls you will be overwhelmed with the amount of vineyard vines you see. MRMS is known for High test scores and chill kids. The school does very well in sports and has the nicest equipment because we live in Hamilton wenham
Oh you go to miles river middle school? How preppy are you?
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Join the mile high club. To have sex on a plane. Generally once it's up in the air (hence the mile high) Also included in Nickelback Rockstar lyrics:
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.
"I hope i join the mile high club on the way to Madrid next week!"
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Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.
I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.
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