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Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business
(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.
Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
A game where you and your friend(s) watch the first 20 minutes of horror and make a list of who you think would die first, winner gets 20$ or makes the loser(s) do what ever they want
Sam: we should play murder bingo soon
Peter: what movie should we watch tho
A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.
Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?
Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
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An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony
welcome to my murder hotel kj
When you accidently push your sister down the stairs because there is something forcing you to
Basil: Ok sunny i know it was an accident lets make it look like suicide ok lets get the jump rope and look for a tree that ones good hang mari up and RUN Sunny: oops i accidently murdered my sister mari
The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.