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What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
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Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19
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The question is: is it a four letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.