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A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you
"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"
this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator
The sexiest man alive, has massive muscles and is a total lady pleaser who can satisfy all women especially that Sebastian Parfitt guy who’s snapchat is SebParf2003 and Instagram is SebParfitt
Girl 1: I think I’m going to pass out I just saw the sexiest person ever and had multiple orgasms by looking at him
Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian
a strange guy who seeks enjoyment and pleasure in flexing moncler and his moped
Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3
Sebastian should leave the school
If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.
What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?
Eveything.
Is a blue eyed dutch guy with blond hair. He's very childish. He poops a lot, so much that he's jeans get destroyed. He's also known as Travis Biscotte. His favourite song Freeze Bruel by Freeze Korleone.
1 : Oh do you see that childish guy !
1 : It's probably a Sebastian Presber
2 : This guy farts everytime it's annoying
2 : It's surely a Sebastian Presber
3 : It's stinking
3: Sebastian Presber has been there
When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.
I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.
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