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What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.
Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!
Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.
One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.
"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"
Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.
I had a sock spider last night, it scared the heck outta me!
Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏
The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge
turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!