spitting on the chicken

Moistening the genitalia

The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".

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Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.

Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.

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spitting nickels

Slang for five by five, or loud and clear. Mostly military use.

How do you read me?

Spitting nickels

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chuck on the spit

To get fucked from 2 sides (front and rear) at the same time

Do you practice chuck on the spit with your friends?

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Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

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Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take

That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.

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Spit Lip

When defining yourself as a lesbian. When you're in-between Butch / Tomboy, and Lipstick / Lipgloss lesbian. But you ain't no Chapstick lesbian either... Bitch, you a SpitLip lesbian.

(The action of licking your voluptuous lips, in a clock-wise motion, lubing them up in order to perceive the look of them being glossy, with no lipstick/lipgloss/chapstick, in the sunshine).

Halley: "I'm having a hard time defining what kind of lesbian you are... What kind of lesbian are you?"
Me: "Girl. I'm a Spit Lip lesbian".

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