Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.
"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"
"Zoo."
"What?!"
"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."
"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"
"Sevub."
"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"
Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?
a hoe often found in the bed with boys
storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend
a 12 year old girl on google+ who is an ambivert that loves her boyfriend, hamilton, steven universe, heathers, harry potter, drawing, and animal jam. shes in an uncomfortable situation where shes hiding her depressin feelings from the internet but those feelings get stronger so she has to pretend shes haply but shes a mess. shes also very shy and doesnt like talking to new people, but doesnt like feeling so isolated and alone from her friends. but shh, lets not be edgy
storm the pug is a sensitive shy pug,be patient with her, she'll become her weird ass self once she'll know you more
Basically a lacrosse team with only white men on their board. Oh and if ur on a girls team don’t expect to get an equal amount of money or practices them the boys!!
“no way yr a laxer!?”
“uhh yeah”
“Oh cool what team”
“storm lacrosse...”
“haha i bet you can’t even play then”
A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.