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An extraordinarily cringey way to say that different people have different interests and unique preferences.
1: Can you believe he likes apple picking. That’s so boring. Like what is even fun about that?!
2: Well, I mean, different strokes for different folks.
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A spaz attack because of something small and insignificant
That girl just had a fat ass fucking stroke (fafs) over the smallest thing.
A term that is similar to "going with the flow". The main difference being that "stroking the cat" has a more positive optimistic outlook on things due to the cats tail becoming erect when stroked on the back.
"Ahh man, I hated waking up at stupid o'clock this morning" - Ginger
"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P
"Genius" - Ginger
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When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot
person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"
few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.
person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)
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It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving
“Is anyone driving that truck”
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”
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meaning you do or say certain things for certain people
"some people walk, some people run, i punch different strokes for different folks"
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The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
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