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Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.

Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch

by Dapusha April 7, 2019


Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021


The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020


Witch of Envy

Big Tiddy Yandere Goth Gf from the anime Re:Zero.

Satella is the Witch of Envy.

by skelebro1 May 12, 2022


Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes

I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 11, 2023


wink witch

A girl with a wink so adorable and hot at the same time that everyone she winks at catches feelings immediately.

A: have you seen Lauryn's wink? it's like a charm!
B: yeah, I instantly caught feelings... she's a wink witch.

by barbeque squirrel August 9, 2020


Witch Trial

When there are mass hysteria along with very bad events.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.

Person 1: Have you heard of Witch Trials?

Person 2: Yeah, they were soo unfair.

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould March 14, 2023