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A live show on the bus (alt., on the train) put on by crazy or outspoken people (see, "Busnuts") who feel the need to act out their private junk on the bus, talk to the voices in their heads, or just generally make a scene for the enjoyment of others, on public transportation.
I saw a bus drama today when some busnut started yelling at a tourist for bumping into him.
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Yo, me an' my old lady got together last night I took the pigskin bus to tunatown.
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Bus that is not in service and displays "Sorry Out Of Service" on its destination sign.
Dammit, I've been waiting 25 minutes and the only ones that have gone by are Sorry Buses.
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A grumpy middle-aged man who became an instant celebrity when a video of him ferociously scolding a fellow young bus passenger became a hit on youtube.com. The young bus rider tapped the middle-aged man on his shoulder to request him to keep his voice down while talking on his cell phone. The man reacted vehemently and scolded the young man. The process was filmed by a 22-year-old man with his cell phone and the 6-minute footage was posted on youtube. As of now, the video has accumulated over 2 million hits and the phrases used by the middle-aged man - 'You face pressure. I face pressure' and 'Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet.' - have become the hottest catchphrases in Hong Kong. Newspapers around the world have reported this phenomenon.
Keep your voice down when you're on the bus. You don't want to be another Bus Uncle. You know, you face pressure, I face pressure, everybody faces pressure.
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A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)
So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz
Kids : OH FUCK
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A bad ass drinking game. The rules are as follows:
• Pour shots
• Let the game master draw 5 cards from a deck of cards (they must not show you)
• Before he places the cards one by one, guess whether the card is a number or suit, and what colour it is (Red or black)
• For every wrong answer take a shot
• If you guess correctly multiple times then guess incorrectly, you must take as many shots as the cards you guessed correctly (e.g *guesses 4 correct cards* the fifth is wrong = take 4 shots)
Wes: "dude.. Wanna play fuck the bus?
Marc: "shit, hell yeah!"
(5 minutes later)
Marc: "no mreor broi, I'm toO fuckged up"
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The Gus Bus is Gustavo Sorola, the voice of Simmons of Red vs Blue, but the term Gus Bus came from a comic strip from Penny Arcade. (PAX)
"The Gus Bus never runs out of gas"
"Who will wrestle Gus?"
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