Flick-A-Turd

Flick-A-Turd is a children’s game that involves flicking ones shoe from ones foot towards a target whilst on a swing. The game involves two players, the closest to the target wins.

History:
The game was invented circa 1994 by innovators James Kenny and Thomas Holman in the play area between Wimborne Drive and Blandford Gardens in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.

Rules:
The games rules are relatively simple- the players shoe must be flicked from the foot towards the target and the closest shoe to the target after all players have taken their turns is the winner. The shoe must be flicked while riding a swing. If a players shoe comes into contact with the target, that player is disqualified.

An unofficial rule of the game is to not wear new trainers while playing Flick-A-Turd else you’re mum will go mental.

Incidents:

Few incidents have been recorded but on one occasion police have been involved when a shoe was flicked beyond the boundaries of a privately owned property, resulting in a trespass when the player went to collect their shoe.

“Fancy a game of Flick-A-Turd?”
“Yeah but if it goes over the fence you’ve got to climb over and get it back.”

great flicks

Typically used to describe a picture that comes out very well.

Jim: "Thats great flicks."

George: "Definitely"

dunny high flick

Flicking open a public toilet door with a high kick so you don’t have to touch the handle

There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick

junkie flick

When the flame on a lighter gets massive

I junkie flicked the lighter to light my candle

pussy flicking

When you flick someone’s pussycat (meow)

Timmy is pussy flicking! My kitty doesn’t like it! She scratched him.

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whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.

Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”

Flick of Foresight

The Flick of Foresight is the female version of the wisdom wank . Its when after a woman rubs one out to achieve clear thought.

I wanted to cheat on him but after I did the Flick of Foresight I decided against it.