long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

Lads Holiday

When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

Aims lad

A 5’2 hated guy with a love for causing arguments and chicken nuggets.

Oh wait, be careful there is aims lad over there.

my aul lad

Irish Slang for my Father

I'll go talk to my aul lad to see what the story is

Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.

Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"

Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

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billy lad

English for...
1. a horrible, skeffing, mank, who rekons they are the shit, when in actual fact they are nothing more than just a peice of shit.

2.a male charver (or chav as you southerners might say)

3.a way to greet male or butch females in a friendly manner (as long as they are your mates, if not prepare to be pounded on)

1. you are a fucking rank billy lad mate!

2. ere mate look at the billy lad ower there with his fuckin tinnies! why aye man!

3. areet billy lad, long time nee see. you areet like hew?

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