think of it

"think of it" is a phrase you use when you see someone eat a booger from their nose. (or a pimple, ugh)

then you tell your friend and say "think of it" so that person will know what you mean and will feel ill.

for example
Person nr 1: Hey Simon
Person nr 2: yes?
Person nr 1: hehehe think of it
Person nr 2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (feeling ill and scared)

I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"

IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.

clitical thinking

Clitical thinking is the analysis based purely on the individual's sexual desire, but no subjective observations of facts and evidence to form a judgment.

A: Yeah I was doing some clitical thinking when I called him up to come over. I was just so horny.
B: Yeah you may start doing some critical thinking rather than clitical.

dumb thinking

When the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn't going to happen, but you still hope anyway

"I knew that she wasn't coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn't let me stop hoping for a sign"

il think about it and get back to you

no

person 1: wanna get coffee tomorrow at 4
person 2: il think about it and get back to you

gorvy Verb(I think)

A misspelling of the word "groovy". Most often assosiated with making fun of Brett cause he can't fucking spell.

"Brett, why the hell did you put GORVY!"

Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...