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The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card
Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.
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Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.
Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.
My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.
Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.
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When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.
"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"
"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"
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When ya just tip about the place
So are there cats just like tipping about
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A person who licks the ejaculation off a penis.
Man your girl is bad at fucking, but she is the worlds best tip cleaner.
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The act of lollygagging, procrastinating, acting simple, or being generally unproductive.
Sorry I'm late, I slept in and got lost on the way here, I was drawing tip.
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To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.
Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.
Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
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