fake-tipping

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card

Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.

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Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

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Thirst-tip

When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.

"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"

"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"

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snotty tip

The male penis precleanup, post discharge.

"I am going to cock slap your wife with my snotty tip"

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Tip Of Manhattan

The head of an erect penis.

She sucked the Tip of Manhattan until my foreskin nearly fell off.

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Tipping about

When ya just tip about the place

So are there cats just like tipping about

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Tip cleaner

A person who licks the ejaculation off a penis.

Man your girl is bad at fucking, but she is the worlds best tip cleaner.

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