eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

Hungry Tired

When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.

I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.

Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

tired dog

just a random thing that popped into my head

tired dog in urban dictionary

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

tireing

it’s like a car tire but an action of rolling

that man is tireing through the park

Damn u look tired

What you think about those people who look 10 years older than they are.

Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).

corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.

Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.

Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.

Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.

Guy at a bar: here's my ID
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.

Bartender: damn u look tired