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To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories
I have a butterfly brain
A day to remember tough situations in life are meant to be enjoyed in the moment and peaceful when over, like the sighting of a blue butterfly.
This day is every September 18th.
Carmela: "My relationship is causing me so much stress, I don't know what to do."
Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"
Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."
No but it’s a good thing the whore fucked a literal cripple because now if you improve yourself it’ll be because a whore fucked a deformed mongoloid and not because you want to improve yourself. It’s great! It’s fantastic even! That she rode his diseased cock. Phenomenal!
Hym “And there goes the butterfly effect thinking! I knew it was coming! Did I do this one already? No? Ok, I’ll explain. Here’s an example ‘It’s good that she screwed Rain man because then it lead you to do *blank*’ and, before she fucked the retard, a butterfly farted in Africa, which startled a rhino, which caused a stampede that traumatized the the guy who molested the retard, which led to the molestation, which led to the little girl touching that caused him to be sent to the group home in the first place! If that’s the case, by your own logic, it’s just splendifferous that he got molested because that leads to him getting his own sex cult! Hurray child molesters!!! Furthermore, for the *blank* to be ‘good’, I need to make it good. Manually. And I don’t necessarily need the outcome to be good. I’d even go as far as to say that YOU need the outcome to be good more than I do! I don’t even WANT the outcome to be good! I would much rather feed the whore some copper chef! So, why should I allow it? Open question. Why should I allow you to force me to make the outcome of something the YOU SIGN OFF ON and I DO NOT, good? What do I get? Robbed repeatedly? Good answer. Mocked and ridiculed? Awesome. You’re a master debater.”
When you stand in between two people and tap both of them but only talk to one of them.
Emily: hey guys (butterfly motion)
Nicole & Clare: yes
Emily: (tells secret to Clare only. Nicole rolls her eyes and punches Emily.)
As i witness the magnificence beyond this wall, that is when it hit me. There's butterflies in my nutsack.
a vagina with a spread pussy and cum leaking out of it
a beautiful waterfall of pearly white coming from Butterfly Caves.
After we had sex, she spread her pussy open with her fingers and showed me her Butterfly Falls.
Butterfly's day is March 14th. This is the day to show love and affection to those beautiful creatures
I met him on butterfly's day and we draw special kind of butterflies