white people pain

painful emotions that are easily fixable. to fully be white people pain, the proprietor of said pain needs to broadcast these problems to everyone who would listen in a 10 mile radius.

This condition disproportionately affects: gay men, young women, prepubescent children, people who frequent online forums/own webcams, and tv dramas. All of these people will also frequently be white, upper middle class, and from Connecticut.

Any and all episodes of the Gilmore Girls.

"My parents got me a car for Hanukkah, but it's not the color that I wanted."
"That's some white people pain."

T-Pain

verb: the act of beating someone or something up for general douche-like behavior

also, the feeling of getting beaten up.

"Dude, I'm gonna t-pain some chads tonight."

"Man, that 3 lbs of bacon is totaly t-paining my stomach."

pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

Existential back pain

Back pain that is caused by simply existing.

For example, feeling pain in the upper or lower back region when there is no reason too. This is known as existential back pain

Corporate Pain in Love

Corporate pain in love is a management term related to stylish companies. It is a condition in which a sexy intern falls for dynamic boss. Out of love the male boss keeps promoting the girl, but due to decency never courts her. The intern feels neglected, and lonely. But when she leaves the company for cushy job in another company, the boss feels hurt and neglected.

Dimple was corporate pain in love for Human Resource Head, when she joined Infopro.

National Pain Day

National Pain Day is everyday,the pain does simply not go away.

Robert:Hey billy!What day is it today?
Billy:Robert its National Pain Day,like every other day.

Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back

I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!